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Ashley Madison's Cash For Chunkers

by Cindy English · 2 Comments 

Well even I would have to admit that Ashley Madison's new promotion – "Ca$h For Chunkers" is just a bit tacky!





In a spin-off on Obama's "Cash for Clunkers" stimulus plan, Noel Biderman has launched his own plan for stimulating more than just his own wallet!

Basically, this campaign says - if your spouse is fat – lighten your load and find yourself a height/weight proportionate (HWP) partner on Ashley Madison.


HOT ON THE HEELS OF THE GOVERNMENT'S SUCCESSFUL 'CASH FOR CLUNKERS' PROGRAM, ASHLEYMADISON.COM UNLEASHES THEIR BIGGEST PROMOTION YET!

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 12 /PRNewswire/ — When many of us thought that Ashley Madison's Affair Guarantee promotion was the pinnacle of outlandish, the infidelity dating service has topped themselves with the launch of "CA$H FOR CHUNKERS."

Let the protests begin.

According to AshleyMadison.com President, Noel Biderman, "The average person gains over 40 pounds in their first ten years of marriage which often has a crushing affect when it comes to the bedroom. And when sexual intimacy stalls in a marriage over 50% of people look elsewhere for a little jumpstart. Over four million have turned to AshleyMadison.com."

Taking a page out of the Obama's book, Ashley Madison is offering a cash incentive for those looking to temporarily trade in their Chunker for something a little sleeker. And according to Biderman, "With a new member joining every 15 seconds, we have a lot of models to choose from."

SOURCE The Ashley Madison Agency

Once again, in true stereotypical fashion, the advertisement insinuates that women are the only ones who turn into fat slobs.

Girls…let me ask you this…

Do you know this man?





What? He's on your couch right now?

Yup…that's what I thought!


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    2 Responses to “Ashley Madison's Cash For Chunkers”
    1. Hawtcock Hawtcock says:
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      Now how did you get my photo?

    2. Daisy Daisy says:
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      I think this was hilarious! it's great to have people underscoring all the weight gain out there that ruins sex for married people. I even makde a funny video mocking this whole trade your wife in for a sporty new girlfriend idea. http://www.socalglamourgirls.com/news/2010/06/bikini-news-video-how-to-trade-your-wife-in-for-a-hot-new-girlfriend/

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