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Ashley Madison.com Wants Ashley Madison
23:55 by Cindy English · 10 Comments
I can’t really say just how reliable their source is, but according to Defamer.com, the Ashley Madison Agency wants Ashley Madison!
AshleyMadison.com founder Darren Morganstern feels the blonde bombshell is a natural fit because, “in short, she is the type of woman that many straying married men fantasize about having affairs with.”
Yup, she sure is – she’s blonde, 21, has big boobs and is subject to sleeping with much, much older men. That just about covers it!
Since the Hollywood namesake can’t rely on her (ahem) acting skills and her oh-so not sexy senior bed pal, James Woods isn’t a regular anymore, perhaps this could be the opportunity of a lifetime for Ashley.
Just think, she could be the official paramour to the stars since the Ashley Madison Agency boosts of having Hollywood A-Listers on it’s client list! Of course, she would be as popular as a skunk at a garden party with women everywhere but fame would definitely be hers as her name appeared on billboards everywhere!
I wonder how much it would cost to acquire the services of this “blonde bomb” as an official spokeswoman for adulterers everywhere? My guess is, in spite of appearances, she’s not cheap! 
If the price is too high, Darren Morganstern may want to consider “Plan B”…the Psychic Ashley Madison, a 6th generation psychic/medium. Her price? A meager $7.99 per minute!
And the great thing about this Ashley Madison? She can tell you before you even get started whether you are going to get caught with your pants down or not!
Life is short. Don’t take chances! 
P.S.
Am I the only one that thinks Ashley Madison (the blonde) could be the “next” Anna Nicole Smith?
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mr williams, while i agree that websites dedicated to affairs and cheating are very questionable, don’t go spouting fire & brimstone. that stuff went out with burning witches. oh, and there is no lord returning anytime soon.
Websites dedicated to affairs and cheating may be questionable but they are profitable…and, as we all know…money makes the world go ’round…or NOT! Have you looked outside your door lately? What would you do for an extra buck or two today?
i think this site is a wonderful way to break up family and marriages.
if you’re really going to do this, don’t get married.
stop being animals that are in constant heat and grow up to the humans you should be.
i’m atheist and i hope everyone who uses this site burns in hell.
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Wow, cant believe what Im reading. Humans are animals, most animals are NOT monogamist. Domesticated, educated, we are not blind, still have primordial needs most can not control. How wonderful to have a site for safe affairs for consenting married couples.
If you go around having sex all the time, i have an idea. DONT GET MARRIED… become one of those pornstars or something.
I agree it’s easy to cheat, we humans are animals.