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Ashley Madison’s Guarantee – Is It Worth It?
14:51 by Cindy English · 8 Comments
It seems to me that the popularity of the Ashley Madison Agency is fading. I could be wrong but I am re-posting this article because often, stuff gets buried quickly on a blog. If you have tried the Ashley Madison Agency personally, let us know what you think!
Yup…Ashley Madison, the dating site for married people is offering you a guarantee…
You know, I have watched AshleyMadison.com, the online dating site for married people with great interest for the last two years.
There are people who condemn it, and those who praise it as a valuable service.
Doesn’t matter…
In spite of the yeas and nays, Ashley Madison has continued to grow both in membership and rank.
Their latest promotion which seems to have had a positive effect on the number of people willing to skinny dip in someone elses forbidden pond is the “Ashley Madison Guarantee”.
This guarantee states that if you purchase the “Affair Membership” Guarantee Package and fail to have and “affair to remember” they will refund your money.
Wow! What have you got to lose?
Well, there are two things I would like to point out here before you race off to sign up for a little sex on the side…
Number one…an “Affair Membership” does not come cheap…1000 credits or 249 smackaroos ($249.00) but, you do get it back if you are unable to find a little sex on the side…maybe…
Number two, and perhaps most importantly…the President of Ashley Madison, Noel Biderman only guarantees you “an affair to remember”.
Doesn’t necessarily have to be a GOOD memory! 
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What do you have to lose?
1) Possibly your spouse
2) Your self respect (if you have any)
3) Respect for the person who offered you their life
4) Chance of STD (with or without condom)
…need I go on? Or are we really this sad?
Don’t be so dramatic Brandon. If anything, your self-respect is increased!
Speaking of self-respect and respect in general. Life is too short to waste it in a bad relationship, but there is no need to cheat! Believe it or not some people actually have respect for themselves and others and respectfully end the relationship! If your not happy- your spouse most likely isn’t either… so why waste time and money- trust me your life can be a whole lot more enjoyable- your conscience will eventually have the upper hand and explainations wont make it better.
Lets get real people. the only reason people have affairs is because the sex isn’t there. Well let me tell you something. I’ve known my spouse for 26 years and have been married to him for almost fourteen and I’m the one who brought the “other” woman to him. Fair is fair isn’t it. As long as they are safe, I don’t care what he does as long as he comes home to me and our family. What I don’t know, which he tells me anyway, won’t kill me. We are mature in our marriage, I’m just glad that our children did not see this commercial. My children know nothing of our “Married” life other than we are married. That is all they need to know. Anyway, for someone to expoloit these things during “prime television” time really bothers me. I’m just really fortunate that I don’t leave my children in front of the T.V. unsupervised at any time. They also never really watch regular T.V. Let’s see, Supermom with all the perks….you tell me, is it Ashleys fault or the viewers…….HMMMMMMM……
jus go to Craiglists…IT’s Freeeeeeeee
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55 wm 4 yr degree former USIA WANT NSA IN COLORADO SPRINGS
HIHIHI…crazy world…crazy people…i guess they are ”sick to the bones”…maybe you should try with a goat ?