If you are cheating on your wife, Valentine's day can be downright stressful!

It's bad enough having to produce gifts for both the wife and the mistress on this day a love but what about the romance?

How in the world are you going to pull off making each of the women in your life feel special?

More to the point…how are you going to do it without getting caught?

Well, here are a few tips for you. All of them are common sense really but, you are cheating so obviously that is not your strong suit!

You are living on the edge anyway, so here we go…

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Valentine's Day can be a real bitch for cheaters can't it?

Damn right!

What other day of the year could possibly be more hazardous to a philanderer than this day especially set aside for sweethearts?

You have both a spouse and a lover to please and believe me, at least one of them is expecting more than just a "token" of your appreciation!

If you have been married for awhile, you can probably get away with the standard card/chocolates/flowers with your spouse, but your lover? Ahh…it's going to take a little more than that to keep your "side dish" warm.

If you are busy playing on both sides of the fence…BE WARNED! The stakes are high. This is no time for careless slip ups.

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There are only 8 cheating shopping days left…

'Tis the season of love and romance and…all of that love and romance isn't necessarily reserved just for family members either!

It's perfectly natural for a cheating spouse to want to spend some exclusive time during the holidays with their lover and the hustle and bustle of the season makes it a little easier to come up with a plausible alibi doesn't it?

Working late, office parties, volunteering and of course shopping solo are all "alibis of the season". Easy and believable - and if things go really well, severe winter weather and a weak battery can really work in your favor too. One of the perks of living in the north!

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Holy gilded tallywhackers Batman! It's a penis prison!

Why no Robin, it's not a penis prison, it's an ingenious little device called the new CB-6000 Male Chastity Device. Cleverly designed to bring men around the world to their knees no doubt!

Hmm…why, I'll bet that Catwoman is behind this treachery perpetrated against manhood.

Come Robin…to the Batmobile. There's not a moment to waste! We must find Catwoman and free tallywhackers everywhere before it's too late!

Sorry! I just couldn't help myself! I'm better now! Well, maybe just one more…

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For all of you married men who just Googled "how to cheat on your wife", shame on you!

I know, I know, you aren't getting any at home, your wife is not sexy anymore, you want to try new things, the secretary is flirting with you, she's so hot, you're so horny…and the list goes on.

Whatever your reasons, the seed has been planted and you are now trying to decide whether to take the leap or not. Tough decision. Your first question should be "what have I got to lose?"

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Anybody ever heard of the "50 Mile Rule" with regard to cheating?

I hadn't until I was introduced to it through the joys of online dating. A lot of the men online that I chatted with were looking to cheat.

I know…hard to believe!



Anyway, some of these guys said they had no problem cheating as long as they stuck to the "50 Mile Rule". Hmmm…obviously not "up to speed" on proper extramarital etiquette, I looked it up.

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