You know, I have spent the last year and a half writing articles about infidelity that were "tactful" in an effort to cover the topic but remain within Google's guidelines.
Well, as I said in my last article, Google has determined that OCW is in fact and adult site with adult material and not suited advertising via their Adsense program.
Touche!
If it is in fact an adult site…then let's talk about adult things in an adult manner from here on out.
The gloves are off! No more pussy footing around and no more "vanilla" shit! Call a spade a spade and let the chips fall where they may I say.
You can't please everyone so you might as well please yourself!
After being online for a year and a half, it seems that the "Great Google Gods" have determined that Our Cheating Ways is "mature" content and not suited for advertising via the Google Adsense program.
Now we can all agree that the topic of infidelity is pretty much intended for adults (go figure ) but Geez Louise, I have always tempered my comments and carefully chosen graphics that were barely suggestive much less pornographic! Well…until now!
Regardless, Google's main concern is that "advertisers would not be comfortable showing their ads on such content".
That makes me chuckle!
A quick search on Google for the term "cheating" reveals a ready supply of sponsored advertisers:
AND…41,800,000 searches are being performed for that term.
Hmmm…
Now I wonder…just exactly what type of sites do these paying Adword customers want their advertisements to be shown on? These people pay Google good money to place their infidelity advertisements on relevant sites!
I must admit that for a time, Google's decision to exclude Our Cheating Ways from the Adsense program had me confused. But…after reading an article I found on HubPages, the fog has lifted and Google's decision is now as clear as mud to me.
Since there are no second chances with them, I am left with the rather liberating realization that now, I don't have to be careful what I post. Since I no longer have to concern myself with staying in "Google's Good Graces"…I can post any damned thing I want.
In a shocking and totally uncharacteristic move, both Kwame Kilpatrick and his ex-loverChief of Staff, Christine Beatty, lied pleaded "not guilty" at their arraignments today. (March 25, 2008)
And rightly so too. After watching this video I can see absolutely no possible way that anyone could ever question the honesty or integrity of either of these fine, hard working public servants!
Christine: So we are officially busted. Kwame: Damn that. Never busted. Busted is what you see! Christine: Damn, so they have to walk in before you conceed (misspelled) busted. Kwame: Hell yeah. Walk in.
See?
It wasn't him, he didn't do it, you didn't see him so you can't prove anything..ahhh…
By now everyone has heard about Detroit's very own Kwame Kilpatrick.
You know, the city's "Hip-Hop" player mayor that, like so many other politicians, has found it impossible to keep his pants zipped and his fingers from text messaging his lover on a city issued pager.
As Carlos Mencia would say: "Dee dee dee!"
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
What is it with politicians and their "aides"? Is there some official clause that says "upon taking the oath of office thou shalt be entitled to illicit associations with females of thy choosing without fear of recrimination." ???
I can well imagine that David Patterson, the former Lieutenant Governor of New York had some soul searching to do when Eliot Spitzer's governorship fell awkwardly and unexpectedly in his lap!
I mean, what is the poor guy to do?
He witnessed the furious demise of his predecessor in the full and unforgiving glare of the media as a result of his promiscuous ways. He knows that he himself has a history of infidelity.
Quite a conundrum for the new, accidental Governor wouldn't you say? Imagine his thoughts…
New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer resigned today (March 12, 2008) just two days after the lid blew off an investigation that uncovered his recurring patronization of a exclusive prostitution service.
His affiliation with "Kristen", high dollar hooker from the Emperors Club VIP has taken the world by storm and left Eliot and his family in total embarrassment to say the least.
If anyone could exemplify my feelings about Baby Boomers screwing up in one swift move, Eliot Spitzer just did!
Geez Eliot…
Did I not just do an article on how NOT to get caught cheating during the Valentine season?
Did I not just write an article about Baby Boomers throwing it all away on a whim?