By now everyone has heard about Detroit's very own Kwame Kilpatrick.
You know, the city's "Hip-Hop" player mayor that, like so many other politicians, has found it impossible to keep his pants zipped and his fingers from text messaging his lover on a city issued pager.
As Carlos Mencia would say: "Dee dee dee!"
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
What is it with politicians and their "aides"? Is there some official clause that says "upon taking the oath of office thou shalt be entitled to illicit associations with females of thy choosing without fear of recrimination." ???
New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer resigned today (March 12, 2008) just two days after the lid blew off an investigation that uncovered his recurring patronization of a exclusive prostitution service.
His affiliation with "Kristen", high dollar hooker from the Emperors Club VIP has taken the world by storm and left Eliot and his family in total embarrassment to say the least.
If anyone could exemplify my feelings about Baby Boomers screwing up in one swift move, Eliot Spitzer just did!
Geez Eliot…
Did I not just do an article on how NOT to get caught cheating during the Valentine season?
Did I not just write an article about Baby Boomers throwing it all away on a whim?
This is for all of you CSI fans grieving the departure of Jorja Fox in this week's episode.
If you're concerned about Sara's relationship with Gil and "how the hell they wound up like this"…
Relax.
Although I personally am not a fan of the Sara Sidle/Gil Grissom love affair, I know that someday,
somehow, CBS will make it all right, but not right now.
I'm betting she'll be back. I just didn't get any sense of permanency from her departure.
Damn it anyway! She's so dismal and someone's always pissing in her cornflakes.
In the meantime…let's bring back Lady Heather. She and Grissom were soooo much more entertaining together!
I would love to see sparks fly between the loveable bug guy and the lovely dominatrix!
I can't really say just how reliable their source is, but according to Defamer.com, the Ashley Madison Agency wants Ashley Madison!
AshleyMadison.com founder Darren Morganstern feels the blonde bombshell is a natural fit because, "in short, she is the type of woman that many straying married men fantasize about having affairs with."
Yup, she sure is - she's blonde, 21, has big boobs and is subject to sleeping with much, much older men. That just about covers it!
James and Ashley are still hanging out together it seems.
Two ex-wives, a string of "barely out of high school" girlfriends…what is it with James Woods?
As an actor, I love him. I think he is terrific in the CBS drama, "Shark" with Jeri Ryan.
However, he is a perfect example of just how shallow men can be. Has he not looked in a mirror lately?
He's a 60 years old man, and not a particularly handsome 60 either. He is not getting "more distinguished" as many aging men would like to think of themselves…he is just getting older.
New York Governor, 
James and Ashley are still hanging out together it seems.
