This was just too cute to pass up!








Busted!




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This video cracked me up! Guys start early don't they? LOL










So after watching the video, I did a search to see just what the "scoop" is out there on blow jobs. Do guys really want them?

Here's what I found:

There is a very lengthy thread over at Bitch Ph.D.. Over 220 comments will give you an idea of what people really think about 'em!

Lots of women know that their men would like to receive a BJ but, they are either too shy or inexperienced to try it.

It's an honest problem for many but here is what really tickled my funny bone…

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How many ladies have met the "Minute Man"?

This sassy little commercial very accurately depicts the disappointment many women
feel when it comes to men and sex!











Laugh, but this happens…a lot!

Guys…think about all of those things that you just love about a woman…

• The long, shiny "Vidal Sassoon" hair
• The soft, silky smooth "Oil of Olay" skin
• The exquisite scent of "White Diamonds" perfume
• The thick, luscious "Max Factor" lashes
• The full, ruby red "Maybelline" lips
• The rich, love red "Revlon" fingers and toes
• Don't forget the sexy "Victoria's Secrets" lace lingerie

Newsflash!…Being gorgeous ain't easy!
Or cheap for that matter!




In five minutes flat, you men can shower, shave and
slap on the Axe. You're
rugged an ready right? Manly!

We women accept you "au naturale". We don't expect you to spend hours plucking, tweezing and
sandblasting every inch of your body so that you will meet with our approval. (Although some of
you could stand to learn a few of our tips!)




Which do you prefer?










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Right! That's what I thought!

So, don't you think we deserve more than a "minute" of your time?




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Paris Hilton is back in jail in a bizarre "only in Hollywood" story. The media frenzy surrounding her has been compared to that of the "OJ Simpson" fiasco and in particular the "white Bronco"
chase!

We are a crazy bunch aren't we? With so much going on in the world, our biggest story for the last week has been Paris Hilton.

Her fame for "nothing in particular" is a direct result of our own stupidity. We watch, we buy the tabloids and we are in awe of celebrity status in spite of our outrage at the injustice of it all!

So yes, every celebrity knows that when some little indiscretion catches up with them…no worries! It is good to be bad! Bad press is always better than no press.

As I said in my first article about
Paris,
"It is like gasoline on a fire. It will only fuel her fame!"

Paris made a statement saying that she was surprised by the amount of media coverage she was getting. To be honest, I doubt that. I think she thrives on it!

However, she did say one thing that I wholeheartedly agree with:

I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on
more important things like the men and women serving our country in
Iraq and other places around the world.

Probably one of the most sensible things to come from Paris.

Stay tuned as the saga continues (I'm sure!)…




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Well, Paris WAS In Jail- For A Minute!

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Yeah…after spending little more than 72 hours doing "hard time" Paris Hilton has been sent home.

I'm sorry…is anyone surprised by this?

I didn't think so!

It would seem that due to a ambiguous "medical condition" Paris was unable to serve her sentence under the harsh conditions at the county jail.

Now what could this mysterious medical condition be? Your mind can just run wide open with that one can't it?

Nope…I'm not even going to go there!

Did she get special treatment?

Ummm…gee, I don't know…is Nicole Ritchie anorexic? Unless that medical problem is life threatening, what other explanation can there possibly be for sending the pampered princess home? Seems like she cheated to me!

But…fret not! Paris has not been set free. No, she has simply been reassigned to a more suitable environment for her incarceration - her mansion above Sunset Strip! There she is quoted as being ready to "serve" the remaining 40 of her 45 day sentence.

She has of course been fitted with a new piece of designer jewelry - her electronic ankle bracelet. (I wonder how much that would go for on eBay? )

Oh, I almost forgot…Paris truly hopes others have learned from her "ordeal"! Yes, I am laughing!

Okay, so who did the math anyway? If you go to jail at 11:30 PM on Sunday and leave at 3:00ish AM on Thursday, how does the LA County Sheriff's Department figure she served 5 days??? I get 3, but, then I always sucked at math!

Well, at this time, I would like to convey my sincere condolences to Paris for having to endure the torture of spending the next 40 days locked away in her paltry little home!

It's gonna be a rough one! Perhaps, she can get a "day pass" for good behavior. A little shopping will undoubtedly relieve some of the stress she must be enduring due to her medical condition…

Okay, I'm done being a smart ass now!




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Paris Hilton. Let me see…she is famous for?

Oh yeah…panty-less parties, porn movies and drunk driving!

A true teen role model!

Well, it seems that since her original sentence on May 7th, she has changed her tune. Back then, she found her 45 day sentence (commuted to 23 days for "good behavior" which in my opinion she has not displayed yet!) to be cruel and unwarranted. She felt that she had been treated unfairly and didn't deserve it. Poor Paris!

Now though, in what can only be described as a brilliantly staged publicity stunt, Paris has not only turned herself in two days early, but she wishes to set and example for other young people!

Ho boy! So what kind of an example has she set?




Let see…if you are going to jail girls, do it in style!

• First, party all weekend at LA's finest nightclubs.
• Hug a lot and say your goodbyes - I mean gosh, you are going to be "locked up" for
  and eternity - 23 whole days!
• Work the "red carpet" at the MTV Movie Awards in the early afternoon of your planned
  date of confinement at a jail of your choice.
• Be sure to look your very best when leaving the awards and graciously answer all media questions.
• Don't forget to work the cameras!
• Be sure to express your eagerness to "do the time" right and your wish not to be treated any
  differently than any other felon.

Reading from the script…um…oh yeah…

• You are a "changed" person and look forward to starting your "new life" when you get out.
• Did I mention - work the cameras?
• Quietly trade your black strapless for the orange jumpsuit as you "slip" into jail under the flashing
  bulbs of the paparazzi!
• The cameras darling…smile!

And that girls is how we go to jail - especially poor little old me, Paris, who is "no different" than anyone else!

It's beautifully and flawlessly choreographed. No ordinary person ever goes to jail with such style and flair. It is like gasoline on a fire. It will only fuel her fame!

I would kick myself for contributing to it with this post be it ever so insignificant but…

You know the saying…"When in Rome…" Besides, my blog could use the extra traffic!




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