Do you need guidance on "how to cheat on your spouse" successfully?

As stupid as it sounds, there is a "self help" book called Designing Infidelity written by J. Frances just for you, the would-be adulterer.

She says: "Having an affair is not rocket science; it’s merely a matter of the heart, your heart."

To hell with your partner's heart I guess!

Here is what "Designing Infidelity - A Reference Guide to the Art of Cheating to Perfection" has to offer your cheating heart…

"Designing Infidelity" is a complete, informative reference guide that outlines the do’s and don'ts, fine tunes your awareness to the details that most often slip through the cracks and leads you through the preparation and survival process of your extramarital affair.

Written by an authority on deception and extramarital relationships, this guide provides you with first hand factual information and knowledge that can only be shared through the very personal experiences of people who have dabbled in the art of domestic treachery and duplicity.

Open the book on "everything you needed to know about Infidelity" and lessen the odds of getting caught.

"Written by an authority on deception and extramarital relationships"…

Now there's a real feather in the author's cap! Kind of like being the best "porn star", not really something to write home about! Generally, you become an authority on a subject due to first hand knowledge and judging from her book, she has it.

Yeah, I read it. I couldn't resist. It was only $3.95 for the ebook, $11.20 for the paperback. I wanted to know what this "expert" could possibly teach us about the fine "art" of deception.

In two words? Absolutely Nothing!

This book is the biggest load of opportunistic crap ever put into print and sold. I would equate it to writing a great step-by-step book on "How To Walk The Dog".

Things you already know:

• Never call your lover from your home phone.
• Hide your private cell phone when at home and always take it with you.
• Have a second, private email account just for communicating with your lover.
• Have a separate credit card strictly for you "affair expenses".
• Have a P.O. Box mailing address to receive your cell phone and credit card bills.
• Leave no paper trail, use cash whenever possible.
• Use hotels that are some distance from home to reduce the risk of being caught.
• Anticipate questions from your spouse and plan your answers in advance.
• Don't travel together to your rendezvous point - an unexpected "fender bender" would be hard to
  explain!

Well duh!

Things you may not know:

• You can get caught even though you have a private email account and delete your surfing history if your spouse is using computer monitoring software.
• You can prevent yourself from being caught if you in turn are using privacy software.

Oh what a tangled web we weave!

Basically, the message in this "guide to deception" is this:

Lure your unsuspecting partner into a false sense of trust and security. Do this by intentionally leaving your primary cell phone and email available at all times for your spouse to answer or read.

Once they are comfortable and secure in "their knowledge" of you as and honest, loving and trustworthy partner…you are free to go bang your lover's brains out with a minimal chance of getting caught!

Does that sound tacky? It was meant to because it is!

My opinion of this book? It is not something that I would be proud to admit that I had authored!

But, in J. Frances' defense, her book will prevent people from getting hurt…

Affairs are like snowflakes; no two are the same…nor do they
last forever. It is this author’s opinion, that nothing is fool proof or guaranteed. We can only be as careful as we can so that we don't get caught and no one gets hurt.

Ah, but don't count on it because, "No good deed goes unpunished!"

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