We are a clever bunch, we humans. We find opportunity in everything!

Did you know that cheaters actually have a positive influence on our society by creating jobs?

Yup, it's true! They are called alibi_agencies.

As a culture driven by obsession and self gratification, we sometimes have to do the "unthinkable" to get what we want in life don't we?

To satisfy our sexual_appetites, often we have to look outside of our long term relationships for sex. To get that great new promotion at work, sometimes we have to sleep with the boss to beat out the competition. Hell, even Forrest Gump's mama had to sleep with the principal to just to get Forrest into school!

Ya gotta do whatcha gotta do!

But…you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. You don't want to lose what you already have and you certainly don't want to get caught doing what it takes to get "ahead" in the world do you?

You need an alibi!

Check this out from CSI: NY - Need An Alibi?





Think of the hurt feelings and broken hearts that can be avoided just by using this unbelieveably practical service!

No more trusting your alibi to amatuers. After all, it can be quite nerve wracking hoping that "the boys" or "the girls" will keep your story straight.

Leave your alibi to the professionals!

So, where does one find an alibi service? Why, on the Internet of course! Check out the AlibiNetwork. Their "mission statement" is perfect:

"To invent, create and provide personalized virtual alibis for people wishing to anticipate and justify absences."

"To develop a comprehensive, balanced and integrated approach to privacy - one that protects and safeguards your personal information."

They offer a full line of personalized virtual alibis…and at reasonable rates too!

Virtual Hotel Service
Virtual Confirmations
Virtual Buddy
Virtual Seminar/Training
WorldwideTelephone Service
Rescue Call Services
Customized Alibis For Affairs
Untraceable Phone Numbers
Pretend You Are Anywhere
Virtual Employment
Sensitive Matters
Discreet Shopping
Virtual Business/Office Phone #

So now, you have absolutely no excuse for not getting out there and getting whatever it is you want out of life.

You can finally sleep well knowing that your are hurting no one and your ass is covered!

What more could a cheater ask for?

Umm…a conscience maybe?

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