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Branding Your Wife's Butt!

We all know that possession is nine-tenths of the law, but here is a husband who figured out how to protect the other one-tenth!

A 54 year old man marrying a 22 year old girl? That's a 32 year age difference! What was he thinking? Hell, they are not even on the same planet. She's trying to win tickets to the next Christina Aguilera concert and he's quietly renewing is prescription for Viagra and hoping to God he can keep up!

As for branding his wife? He was feeling a little insecure I guess. Rightly so!

Jealous hubby branded bride's bum

A jealous husband is in trouble after branding his initials on his young bride's buttocks on their wedding night.

Police want to question the 54-year-old after he forcibly used a cattle brander on his 22-year-old new wife.

He reportedly tried to justify the assault by saying he wanted to make sure other men knew she was 'his'.

Police called him in for questioning after his wife contacted a local women's rights organization.

A police spokesman said: "We want him for questioning. He has some explaining to do."

Source: Dave's Daily