Is He Cheating On You? Lock Him Up!
Holy gilded tallywhackers Batman! It's a penis prison!
Why no Robin, it's not a penis prison, it's an ingenious little device called the new CB-6000 Male Chastity Device. Cleverly designed to bring men around the world to their knees no doubt!
Hmm…why, I'll bet that Catwoman is behind this treachery perpetrated against manhood.
Come Robin…to the Batmobile. There's not a moment to waste! We must find Catwoman and free tallywhackers everywhere before it's too late!
Sorry! I just couldn't help myself! I'm better now! Well, maybe just one more…
Okay!
Now I realize that male chastity is about domination. By giving your woman power over your privates, you allow her to tease and deny you pleasure heightening your sense of lust, passion and desire. Lots of couples enjoy a chastity lifestyle. Whatever floats your boat I say.
What cracks me up is that the CB Chastity devices are promoted as a safeguard against infidelity.
Check out the testimonials!
I'm sorry, but if you have to control your fiancée's sexual compulsions with one of these gadgets why are you marrying him? Obviously, fidelity is not a realistic expectation.
You may imprison his penis and hide away the key but my money is on the Dyno Kwick Lock Pick when the urge really hits!
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