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Mistress Sara Endorses Christine O’Donnell’s Campaign To Stop America’s Masturbation Epidemic!
09:35 by MsSara · 8 Comments
Hello! Mistress Sara here, delighted to have been invited back as a guest writer on Cheating Ways. If you may remember, the last time I was here I wrote about how keeping your man under lock and key can help build a better and more loving relationship. My conviction that women need to control and limit their partner’s orgasms remains as strong as ever – which is why I was thrilled to read about the new Delaware Republican candidate for Senate, Christine O’Donnell.
Now, I’m usually not that interested in politics; but I was overjoyed to hear her come out strongly against the dirty little habit of male masturbation by saying, “If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?”
Well said, Miss O’Donnell. I could not agree more. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Men are immature creatures who, if left to their own devices, will ruin their relationships by masturbating – often seven times or more a week!
Almost universally, when they touch themselves they are thinking about other women, which is a clear act of infidelity and damaging to the bonds of marriage. It also makes them lazy in the bedroom – if they even initiate sex at all.
That’s why they need to be trained properly to stop acting like silly little boys, and turned into real men happy to be dedicated entirely to their partners.
It is so refreshing to see a woman in the public eye who understands that strong women feel masturbation is a dirty little habit – and completely unnecessary! Men simply can be kept under lock and key until they have earned the right to orgasm.
And we women have no need to masturbate at all. We can have a loving, supportive beta male partner at home to satisfy us with his mouth and fingers, and a strong, virile alpha male out in the world to satisfy us with penetration when we need it. That’s the way God and nature intended it.
I strongly endorse your candidacy, Miss O’Donnell. And if elected, I hope you will introduce an amendment to the Defense of Marriage Act requiring married men to be kept in a male chastity device at all times, except when their wives have determined that they have earned the right to release.
With forward-thinking women like you in office, we can finally put an end to masturbation. Your leadership on this issue could make divorce a thing of the past, and turn all of our husbands into humble, loyal servants dedicated to our happiness.
Women will finally be on top!
As a parting note, I’d like to offer you a small gift as a token of my gratitude to you for bringing the issue of masturbation into the public debate.
Your Wikipedia entry does not make it clear if you have a boyfriend. But, if you do, I’d be more than happy to send you a free copy of my guide to male chastity, Beautiful Enslavement, and a male chastity device, so you can be sure he won’t be cheating on you by masturbating while you are out on the campaign trail.
And finally, to the citizens of Delaware: If you want to keep your man from masturbating, vote Christine O’Donnell for Senate. Let’s work together to keep our men under lock and key and put an end to masturbation once and for all!
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Mistress Sarah;
You must be independently wealthy to have the time and space to write such hogwash or else some man or woman must be supporting your habit of written garbage. Your whole premise is based on what you think the politician meant not what she actually meant. You have taken a slice of a speech and made it your artificial idea platform. Women like you give the X chromosome a bad name.
Hey Sybil:
You must have missed that day in English class when they covered irony and satire. I suggest you go look it up before getting all hot and bothered over a perfectly hilarious piece of writing. Might want to pick up a sense of humor while you’re out.
MEN WILL NEVER STOP MASTURBATING, IF THERE IS EVEN SO MUCH AS TALK OF A REVOLUTION TO PUT AN END TO IT, THE REVOLUTION WILL FAIL, AND MEN WHO LOVE TO JERK OFF WILL REIGN SUPREME
Too funny,..I believe I’d like to have the reciprocal of this myself! LOL! I always said where it concerns masturbation, “there’s those who do, and there’s those who lie about not doing it!”
::yawn::
Wow, I don’t take orders or “training” of that kind well, so it’s no wonder I’m 31 and still single.
I’m glade I’m not dating that Christine O’Donnell person, though I’ve met way too many girls who seem to think us guys should be slaves or toys.
It’s no wonder I’m a little bitter when it comes to dating.
As much as I love male chastity, I think male masturbation is necessary in a lot vanilla relationships especially if the male plans on being sexually faithful. Have you ever considered the possibility that some men masturbate while in a committed relationship so that when they actually do get sex with their spouse they can perform adequately without worrying as much about orgasming too quickly.
Wow, what a terrific idea, but why stop at one state? Let’s make it national!