This came in my email today and I just had to pass it on…
Dear Dr. Phil,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.
I was quite surprised shortly after I posted my first article about male chastity. It is a very popular topic. The traffic that I received from it was nothing short of amazing.
So, for those interested, check out this video about the new CB-6000.
If you find it hard to comprehend any man actually wearing a chastity device such as the new CB-6000, read some of the reviews from satisfied owners of this little gizmo. Yes, men are actually submitting to penile imprisonment willingly!
This is for all of you CSI fans grieving the departure of Jorja Fox in this week's episode.
If you're concerned about Sara's relationship with Gil and "how the hell they wound up like this"…
Relax.
Although I personally am not a fan of the Sara Sidle/Gil Grissom love affair, I know that someday,
somehow, CBS will make it all right, but not right now.
I'm betting she'll be back. I just didn't get any sense of permanency from her departure.
Damn it anyway! She's so dismal and someone's always pissing in her cornflakes.
In the meantime…let's bring back Lady Heather. She and Grissom were soooo much more entertaining together!
I would love to see sparks fly between the loveable bug guy and the lovely dominatrix!
Holy gilded tallywhackers Batman! It's a penis prison!
Why no Robin, it's not a penis prison, it's an ingenious little device called the new CB-6000 Male Chastity Device. Cleverly designed to bring men around the world to their knees no doubt!
Hmm…why, I'll bet that Catwoman is behind this treachery perpetrated against manhood.
Come Robin…to the Batmobile. There's not a moment to waste! We must find Catwoman and free tallywhackers everywhere before it's too late!
Sorry! I just couldn't help myself! I'm better now! Well, maybe just one more…