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Poor Paris Hilton – She’s Gone To Jail!

Paris Hilton. Let me see…she is famous for?

Oh yeah…panty-less parties, porn movies and drunk driving!

A true teen role model!

Well, it seems that since her original sentence on May 7th, she has changed her tune. Back then, she found her 45 day sentence (commuted to 23 days for “good behavior” which in my opinion she has not displayed yet!) to be cruel and unwarranted. She felt that she had been treated unfairly and didn’t deserve it. Poor Paris!

Now though, in what can only be described as a brilliantly staged publicity stunt, Paris has not only turned herself in two days early, but she wishes to set and example for other young people!

Ho boy! So what kind of an example has she set?




Let see…if you are going to jail girls, do it in style!

• First, party all weekend at LA’s finest nightclubs.
• Hug a lot and say your goodbyes – I mean gosh, you are going to be “locked up” for
  and eternity – 23 whole days!
• Work the “red carpet” at the MTV Movie Awards in the early afternoon of your planned
  date of confinement at a jail of your choice.
• Be sure to look your very best when leaving the awards and graciously answer all media questions.
• Don’t forget to work the cameras!
• Be sure to express your eagerness to “do the time” right and your wish not to be treated any
  differently than any other felon.

Reading from the script…um…oh yeah…

• You are a “changed” person and look forward to starting your “new life” when you get out.
• Did I mention – work the cameras?
• Quietly trade your black strapless for the orange jumpsuit as you “slip” into jail under the flashing
  bulbs of the paparazzi!
• The cameras darling…smile!

And that girls is how we go to jail – especially poor little old me, Paris, who is “no different” than anyone else!

It’s beautifully and flawlessly choreographed. No ordinary person ever goes to jail with such style and flair. It is like gasoline on a fire. It will only fuel her fame!

I would kick myself for contributing to it with this post be it ever so insignificant but…

You know the saying…”When in Rome…” Besides, my blog could use the extra traffic!




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