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The Famous Unfaithful

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At Cheating Ways, we are always interested in tales of infidelity – whether from our readers or from the rich and famous. As this decade winds down, we thought it might be time to take a look back and see who were the most fun unfaithful vixens and scoundrels of the past 10 years!

Let’s have some fun with the unfaithful!

#1. No – not a golfer, but don’t worry we’ll get to him later! Our favorite cheater of the decade has to go to K-Fed. When people know you only as “Mr. Britney Spears,” you have no career to speak of and you still manage to get caught cheating on the mother of your two young children, you make the hall of fame. Plus, Mr. Federline gets bonus points for managing to drive his soon to be ex-wife completely, unabashedly batshit crazy during the process while getting the courts to pay him alimony.

#2. Brad Pitt. First off, what’s up with cheating on America’s Sweetheart? Jennifer Aniston is practically the only woman in Hollywood that nobody has ever had anything bad to say about. Then, leaving her for a woman who used to carry around her boyfriend’s blood in a vial around her neck is just plain creepy. Add to this your new wife’s determination to become Adoptive Octomom and you’ve hit the big time, Brad!

#3. James McGreevy. Cheating on your wife with another man, who you then hire on your staff before he blackmails you, then announcing to the world that you are gay before turning your life over to Christ, certainly ups the ante for political cheating scandals.

#4. Mark Sanford. On the other hand, telling your wife and the media that you are “hiking the Appalachian Trail” when you are actually in Argentina banging your babe, isn’t something anyone is likely to forget in the future. Next time, Mark, read our guide on how not to get caught.

#5. Ron Wood. I don’t care if you are in the Rolling Stones; if you are a 60-year-old dude with substance abuse issues it’s probably not a great idea to cheat on your wife of 20+ years with a 19-year-old tart. On the other hand, we do love it that when his new girlfriend dumped him in December, she described Ron as “The Evil Goblin King.”

#6. David Letterman. Dave is a funny man, but cheating on your wife with your interns is just in bad taste. Having it get to the point where you are actually blackmailed over it pushes it over the line.

#7. Don Draper. While fictional, Mr. Draper is clearly the beloved Patron Saint Of Infidelity. Men love him because they want to be him. Women love him despite the fact that he practically gives his penis away like an office party Secret Santa present. And, he was smart enough to get away from the psycho schoolteacher before she became too much of a hassle.

#8. Tiger Woods. Surprised he’s not higher up on the list? Well, he does get points for the sheer number of women he was with – including a porn star – but we have to think that this came a surprise to no one. It’s simply impossible to be as nice as Tiger pretended to be, so we all knew a skeleton or two had to pop out of his closet some day.

#9. John Edwards. At Cheating Ways, we are generally not against infidelity. We do, however, think that only a cad would get another girl pregnant while his wife was suffering from cancer. There are some lines that should simply never be crossed.

#10. Elliot Spitzer. Why, oh why couldn’t the New York Daily News have run a headline reading: Spitzer Swallows? The irony in this story is nearly beyond belief. Here is a man who led a criminal crackdown on prostitutes only to get busted with an escort. Beyond that, he overpaid for the sexperience. Next time, Elliot, just hit up Ashley Madison – that way you’ll have some cash left over for alimony!


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    2 Responses to “The Famous Unfaithful”
    1. libco says:
      12/27/2009 at 04:00

      Hilarious!

    2. Doug Steponin says:
      12/31/2009 at 18:00

      Powerful men sometimes think they are omnipotent! Getting away with leading a double life becomes even more intoxicating the longer it goes on….it’s as if you can’t get caught.

      How on earth a celebrity thinks this is beyond me. As a reformed cheater, I was paranoid to a fault almost always meeting my mistress out of town or having us walk into a local hotel one at a time.

      These are all guys, here….what’s the trend!? Are women smarter? Less likely to get caught? Or, is the powerful woman profile too evolved for mindless romps in the hay?

      http://makeyourwifehot.com/bragblog/midlife-crisis-8-reasons-to-listen-to-your-inner-penis.htm

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