You Have To Laugh!

This Dog Won’t Hunt!

In light of recent guest articles here about male chastity, wife-led marriages and the training of men being likened to that of training a dog, I just couldn’t resist!

Anyone who has spent any time on this site knows that I have kind of a warped sense of humor anyway!

With that in mind…

Allow me to have just a moment of fun with the new CB-6000 Designer series.

There are many reasons why a woman might chose to lock her man up, not the least is the concern of infidelity when he is out of sight.

Well, ladies, if your man is away on “business” frequently, allow me to introduce, for you peace of mind…

The Camouflage CB-6000!

Living here in the heart of “Redneck Country” – this male chastity device just tickles my little brain.

Girls, you can put away your shotguns and just relax on the front porch with your Bud Lite knowing that no “ho” is gonna mess with yer man!

This penis prison is safe, secure and…no two are identical in design!

Now, this is one dog that won’t hunt!


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