World Affairs

What Would George Carlin Say?

It would seem by this snapshot taken from the Bunny Ranch website that Natalie Dylan, the 22 year old who is auctioning off her virginity, is one of over 500 ladies “working” there.





She has a “Contact Me” button and a “Click Below to Book Me Right Now!” button just like the other 499+ bunnies at “The Best Little Whorehouse in the Western World” do.

Hmmm…

You know, the more I read about Natalie Dylan and the World Famous Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada, the more I believe this 3.8 million dollar virginity auction is, as George Carlin would have said…”one steaming pile of big time, major league bullshit!”

Here’s the scenario…

Natalie, the self proclaimed virgin will sell her most precious possession on a yet to be disclosed date.

Dennis Hof, the overweight, balding, pimp the owns the the “Bunny Ranch” will host this sexcapade.

The promotion for this event began last September with an opening “bid” of $200,000 and is continuing with the current high bid being 3.8 million dollars.

Natalie says she is looking to raise money to continue her education and get her master’s degree in Psychology so she can practice Family Psychology. On the other hand, she does admit that it will provide her with financial stability – quite possibly eliminating the need to ever “work” as we know it.

Dennis Hof on the other hand says he is looking to “empower women”. Of course, should he get his usual
50% share of a bunny’s earnings, a 1.9 million dollar winfall for Natalie’s “deflowering” would in no way, be influencing his participation.

Natalie claims to have passed two independant lie detector tests proving she is a virgin. Polygraphs are bullshit and NOT reliable.

She is also willing to undergo a medical examination to prove her virginity should the winner request it. More bullshit. You cannot prove a woman is a virgin medically.

News flash! The absence or presence of a hymen in a female proves absolutely nothing! A hymen can be broken in many ways without ever having had sexual intercourse.

Here’s another news flash! To physically reverse lost virginity is nothing more than a simple gynecological operation performed under local anesthetic. In diverse countries, teams of gynecologists have formed what has been called a hymen mending (hymenorrhaphy or hymenoplasty) industry.

Hmmm…hymen reconstruction surgery…who knew?

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