New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer resigned today (March 12, 2008) just two days after the lid blew off an investigation that uncovered his recurring patronization of a exclusive prostitution service.

His affiliation with "Kristen", high dollar hooker from the Emperors Club VIP has taken the world by storm and left Eliot and his family in total embarrassment to say the least.

If anyone could exemplify my feelings about Baby Boomers screwing up in one swift move, Eliot Spitzer just did!

Geez Eliot…

Did I not just do an article on how NOT to get caught cheating during the Valentine season?

Did I not just write an article about Baby Boomers throwing it all away on a whim?

Stupid boy!

Obviously, I should have extended a personal invite to Eliot to visit my site!

Look at the photos on the left. At the top, you see a power couple who had it all…money, clout and possessions. At the bottom you see an ashen faced politician's wife once again, standing by her scandal stricken man. Poor Eliot and Silda. They have lost it all. For what?

Because repeat customer, "Client 9" couldn't keep his pecker in his pants - that's what!

So tell me…what could the "Emperors Club VIP" possibly have to offer Eliot that in his "little head" was worth risking it all for?

Naturally, the Emperors Club VIP web site has been taken off line but not before oodles screen shots were taken by other site owners. And of course, there's always the Internet Archive Wayback Machine to satisfy your curiosity.

But here, directly from their homepage in the archives…

Emperors’ Club vip is the most preferred international social introduction service for those accustomed to excellence. Introducing the most impressive models to leading gentleman of the world is our expertise. We specialize in introductions of: fashion models, pageant winners and exquisite students, graduates and women of successful careers (finance, art, media etc…) to gentlemen of exceptional standards. When seeking an evening date, a weekend travel companion, or a friend to accompany you during your next business / social function our models are perfect preference.

We act for a select group of educated, refined and successful international clients who give their best in all they do and who, in return, only wish to receive the best. Catering to clients who will not compromise in any area of their life. We provide our customers and associates with full discretion, confidentiality and guarantee the most exclusive and discreet social introduction services. Our presentation and photos of each model are recent and accurate. The poses intentionally conceal their faces, as each model companion is either a University Student or, more commonly, a career professional. This guarantees privacy, public comfort and discretion for both our clients and models when dating.

Our meticulous standards of beauty, intelligence and charm ensure that you always encounter the quality you’ve come to expect in a woman, when with an Emperors’ Club vip model. Each of our companions is a product of an exceptionally fine background and a success in her right. All rendezvous are individually crafted to suit the needs of your specific occasion. Note that each model has place in her schedule for a select number of appointments per month, so your date will be a special one for both of you.

Our goal is to make life more peaceful, balanced, beautiful and meaningful. We honor commitment to our clients as we covet long-term relationships of trust and mutual benefit. Experience for yourself a service of obvious distinction…

Laughable isn't it? Eliot Spitzer paid $1,000 an hour (or more) for exactly what he had at home. A beautiful wife who is the product of an exceptionally fine background and a success in her right!

Maybe poor Eliot just "wasn't getting any at home". It is a common complaint amongst men.

Still, I don't care if he found his mistress at a two-bit titty bar or at the Emperors Club VIP where "excellence is the standard". If she accepts money for sexual favors, whether it be 40 bucks or 4000, a hooker by any other name is still just a hooker!

So I wonder…

How in the world can this man who in April of 2004 gloated that authorities had arrested 18 people for promoting prostitution and other related charges in an investigation of escort services in New York expect any sympathy?

He can't. And he won't get one shred of it. Hypocrisy is still the one thing that few people will tolerate.

Bill Clinton survived the Monica Lewinsky fiasco because he never claimed to be a "good boy". It was written all over his face. He was a rascal and everyone knew it. We still like him.

But Eliot Spitzer? The ruthless and unrelenting "Warden of Wall Street"?

Hey…you live by the sword…you die by the sword!

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