Why Do We Cheat?

Happy Mistress Day?

Leave it to the Ashley Madison Agency to come up with some garish advertising to commemorate "Mistress Day" while promoting their "discreet" dating site for married cheaters!

That's the "PG" version. Their "R" rated ad leaves nothing to the imagination – "Because your wife won't!"

I have written articles in the past about the stresses and dangers of Valentine's Day for cheaters.

In Nightmare On Valentine's Day! I discussed the particular hazzards of having Valentine's Day fall on a weekend. With the "work" alibi out the window, it's much harder to meet up with your mistress, but, check out the article for a few creative tips. Anything is possible if you are determined!

For all of you cheating husbands… Your Cheating Valentine's Day Heart will make you aware of the careless mistakes that you must avoid if you want to keep peace (or a piece) happy on this day for lovers!

Although there is no Hallmark card for the occassion (yet), February 13th is unofficially known as "Mistress Day" – the day specifically designated for cheating husbands. Isn't that great? Because mistresses can be insecure (I wonder why?) and must never be made to feel likethey are "second-fiddle" (Duh!), it is important to honor them on the day before Valentine's Day rather than the day after, so that they don't feel like an afterthought.

Attention All Mistresses: There is a reason for your insecurities – you are the woman that your husband won't leave his wife for!

Still, all digs aside, "Mistress Day" falls on a Saturday guys, so you are going to have to explain your absence somehow. You would be wise to read both of the articles mentioned above to avoid any slip ups!

As for all of you jilted wives out there…if your husband announces that he is planning on playing with his putter or practicing his stroke (sorry Tiger!) on his favorite golf course – go with it. Sure, you know he will be using his drive-her, playing in the rough and trying for a "hole in one" (sorry again Tiger!) but…

Isn't this the perfect time for you to go shopping for that new comfort-her?

Yup! I say…"Happy Mistress Day Everyone!"

Have fun!


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