Consequences, Why Do We Cheat?

Nightmare On Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day can be a real bitch for cheaters can't it? Damn right!

What other day of the year could possibly be more hazardous to a philanderer than this day especially set aside for sweethearts? You have both a spouse and a lover to please and believe me, at least one of them is expecting more than just a "token" of your appreciation!

If you have been married for awhile, you can probably get away with the standard card/chocolates/flowers with your spouse, but your lover? Ahh…it's going to take a little more than that to keep your "side dish" warm.

If you are busy playing on both sides of the fence…BE WARNED! The stakes are high. This is no time for careless slip ups.

If your spouse has even the slightest suspicion that you are having an affair, February 14th is the day you are going to get your ass nailed (and not in the way you are hoping for either) unless you are extremely careful!

Private investigators say that they usually see their case load double during this romantic holiday. Spouses will pay upwards of $100 an hour to have a private investigator get the proof they need for a profitable divorce.





With your romantic rendezvous on video, there's no way out!

Unfortunately, Valentine's Day falls on Sunday this year. Your day off! It's gonna be hard to slip away from your spouse. Of course you can always use that tired old…"Honey I have to go in to the office today, the boss needs this report done for a presentation first thing Monday morning" line but, I doubt it will wash.

No, this year you are going to have to be creative!

Perhaps you can treat your wife with an afternoon at a woman's spa in preparation for the night of romance you have planned. Make her feel special by chauffeuring her to the spa for the full treatment – a total body massage, the hot tube and the makeover.

Your obvious planning and thoughtfulness might be the red herring needed to free up a couple of hours for that lustful rendezvous with your mistress!

Just don't be late picking your wife up from the spa!

Good luck!


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