Reason Your Wife Doesn't Like Sex!
Why doesn't your wife like sex?
She does…if it's good!
It always amazes me how men can come home from work, throw the car keys on the table, give the
wife a peck on the cheek, squeeze her "other" cheeks and wonder why she's not ready for sex - right now!
What's the problem?
Aww…the wife just doesn't like sex anymore! Right?
Wrong!
The problem is, stupid boy, supper is cooking, there is a load of laundry to fold and the kids are fighting over who has the longest tongue…or something equally stupid.
To be blunt…she's just plain not in the mood!
But how can this be? I mean, you did the "foreplay" stuff right? Yes, there are men who honestly believe that a peck and a squeeze is foreplay!
Smooth moves like these should have any woman quivering and eager with anticipation right?
As Carlos Mencia would say:
"Dee dee dee!"
Guys…you may not be bothered by the fact that the supper will burn or that the laundry will wrinkle if it isn't tended to but what about the kids? Oh, right, you only need a minute to do what you have to do so, there's plenty of time.
You are totally visual.
- See the babe in the bikini? Shwing!
- See the bodacious bouncing boobs on the sweating female jogger? Shwing! Shwing!
- See the woman lovingly molding her double scoop, french vanilla ice cream cone with the swirling motions of her wonderfully talented tongue? Shwing, shwing and double shhhhwing!!!
Ha ha! You are laughing but it's true!
You can't help it…it's just the way you are! That whole other "entity" below your waist just takes over. Sometimes seeing the "old lady" bent over taking the pot roast out of the oven is really all it takes!
You want to know something?
We women envy you. Oh if it were only that simple! But, alas! It just doesn't work that way.
While we do look and can appreciate a finely toned butt or a great set of abs, sex is an emotional experience for us. We must be in the mood or we get absolutely nothing out of it!
The only thing that we get from a 10 minute "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" session is more practice at "faking it" to spare your ego! You are satisfied and we are frustrated and left to clean up! It becomes another "chore" on our already long list of "to dos".
Sorry - but that's just the way it is!
You want to get us in the mood?
You bath the kids and put them to bed while we do the dishes and fold the laundry.
When you are done, fill that tub a second time. Add bubbles, some candles, soft music, a couple of glasses of wine…and you!
The results may surprise you! 
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Sophiagurl said:
I couldn't have explained it any better. Your site has got a lot of spunk! =) I like it!
rich said:
yeah this is all fina and dandy how ever wat happens wen there isnt no dinner going no laundry washing or anything and she just sits in her chair, with the remote and at the same time u still run that bath water light a candle or 2 and turn on some music and you still get no resaults for anything u try to do, u get frustrated and emotional sometimes even for getting no resaults wat then