I can't really say just how reliable their source is, but according to Defamer.com, the Ashley Madison Agency wants Ashley Madison!

AshleyMadison.com founder Darren Morganstern feels the blonde bombshell is a natural fit because, "in short, she is the type of woman that many straying married men fantasize about having affairs with."

Yup, she sure is - she's blonde, 21, has big boobs and is subject to sleeping with much, much older men. That just about covers it!

Since the Hollywood namesake can't rely on her (ahem) acting skills and her oh-so not sexy senior bed pal, James Woods isn't a regular anymore, perhaps this could be the opportunity of a lifetime for Ashley.

Just think, she could be the official paramour to the stars since the Ashley Madison Agency boosts of having Hollywood A-Listers on it's client list! Of course, she would be as popular as a skunk at a garden party with women everywhere but fame would definitely be hers as her name appeared on billboards everywhere!

I wonder how much it would cost to acquire the services of this "blonde bomb" as an official spokeswoman for adulterers everywhere? My guess is, in spite of appearances, she's not cheap!

If the price is too high, Darren Morganstern may want to consider "Plan B"…the Psychic Ashley Madison, a 6th generation psychic/medium. Her price? A meager $7.99 per minute!

And the great thing about this Ashley Madison? She can tell you before you even get started whether you are going to get caught with your pants down or not!

Life is short. Don't take chances!

P.S.

Am I the only one that thinks Ashley Madison (the blonde) could be the "next" Anna Nicole Smith?




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