Wow! Google really is to be revered!

Gmail Users are Younger, Richer, Good in Bed.

Youth, money and great sex…man's (and woman's) three greatest wishes.

Well you can skip the genie and the magic lamp.

For those of you that are finding your pursuit of happiness to be in vain the answer is just too darned easy…

Simply "hook up" with a Gmail user!

According to Mashable.com:

Unsurprisingly, perhaps, the latest stats show that Gmail users skew younger and richer than those on Yahoo Mail and Hotmail.

The good news, if you're a Gmail user, is that you may be part of the elite: while Yahoo and Hotmail users are decidedly average, Gmail users tend to be young, have a high income, and be early adopters of technology.

I feel so honored to have recently joined the "elite" as I now have a Gmail account.

However, ashamed as I am to admit it, I am not worthy! I am an "underachiever" as I too have both a Yahoo and a Hotmail account.

Does that make me a cheater?

I am well over 34 and my annual income is well under $149,999! Bummer dude!

I confess…I am decidedly average!

As for the "good in bed" part?

Go "Google yourself"!


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