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Have An Affair Anywhere!
by cenglish · 4 Comments
Well, now Ashley Madison is taking it to the streets!
Maybe…according to a report from ABC 4 News.
Supposedly, the Ashley Madison Agency, that wicked online dating site for married people, has plastered their now famous motto: "Life Is Short. Have An Affair" on a supersized tanker truck that will be winding it's way around America promoting infidelity.
Geeeaaawd! I hate purple! 
According to the ABC report, the truck was at Temple Square in Salt Lake City, Utah on August 25, 2009 for a couple of hours before continuing on it's "Have an Affair Anywhere" tour.
Accuracy in reporting may not be a requirement with ABC though…
From ABC 4 News:
As of March 31st of this year, there were over 21,000 subscribers to Ashley Madison.
21,000??? I don't think so! Hell – Cheating Ways has more visitors than that in a month!
From Ashley Madison's April Press Release:
AshleyMadison.com already boasts over 3.5 million members
From ABC 4 News:
The website’s creators are taking their message of cheating on your spouse across the country in a super-sized 250-foot tanker covered in large lettering promoting adultery.
A SUPER-sized 250-foot tanker? Shit! A football field is only a 160 feet wide! Hmmm…
From Channel4.com:
The world's longest truck – At 182ft long, The Centipede is the longest road-train in service.
Hmmm… 
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So Ashley Madison isn't just trying to sell people on having affairs, it's also entering the age-old debate on the side of. . . bigger IS better?!?!
I can attest to the "the bigger the better" theory and it is a LIE!! Have a "big" man and have been with "smaller" men and it's all in the technique, baby. Ashley Madison is getting a little greedy if you ask me.