This video cracked me up! Guys start early don't they? LOL










So after watching the video, I did a search to see just what the "scoop" is out there on blow jobs. Do guys really want them?

Here's what I found:

There is a very lengthy thread over at Bitch Ph.D.. Over 220 comments will give you an idea of what people really think about 'em!

Lots of women know that their men would like to receive a BJ but, they are either too shy or inexperienced to try it.

It's an honest problem for many but here is what really tickled my funny bone…

If you are unsure as to how to go about giving a proper blow job ladies, not to worry! Help is just a click and a credit card number away!

Internet marketing teaches us that any information that solves some ones problem is worth selling. In order to earn an income online, we must find a niche, become an expert and market our own information product. Well, people are taking this to heart and blow jobs are definitely a niche.

I was amazed at just how many blow job experts are out there. Here are just a few:

• You can get a short, free, step by step guide from Babeland. Of course you will need the Expert Blow Job Kit for $49.00 "for best results".
• For seven bucks, you can get The Hand Job & Blow Job Report. This "simple" 32 page report will teach you how to give a hand job and a blow job that will blow his mind!

OR…and this is my favorite…

• You can actually buy the BJ Tutorial - a "course" complete with a guide, pictures and videos. The seller suggests that his package is better than the advice of average women because he interviewed a porn star for this priceless "expert advice" such as…

  
  

  How to swallow his cum properly. If you get this one wrong you risk choking, and gagging - not fun!

  How to enjoy the taste of cum in your mouth. Believe it or not, it's actually possible to LIKE
  the stuff. I know - I was as surprised as you are when I first heard this tip.

  The single most critical thing you must NOT do while learning how to give a good blow job. Get
  this one wrong and you may not get another chance!

  The most important thing you must do each and every time you give a blow job.

  The truth about whether you should hold your breath while he’s about to cum or not (this one may surprise you!)

Okay stop!

You have just got to read this sales page! It follows your standard marketing sales pitch to the letter. The "Dear Friend", the bullets, the testimonials, the "Quick Start BJ Survival Guide" and…a 365 day money back guarantee. So…if you haven't learned to give a mind blowing BJ in a year's time…you can get your money back!

What guy wouldn't like to help his girl "study" for this course?

So there you have it girls. No excuses anymore, and remember…

Practice makes perfect!




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