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Your Cheating Valentine’s Day Heart

If you are cheating on your wife, Valentine’s day can be downright stressful!

It’s bad enough having to produce gifts for both the wife and the mistress on this day a love but what about the romance?

How in the world are you going to pull off making each of the women in your life feel special?

More to the point…how are you going to do it without getting caught?

Well, here are a few tips for you. All of them are common sense really but, you are cheating so obviously that is not your strong suit!

So here we go…

• If you are planning to meet your mistress during the day and your wife at night, plan ahead. Have different clothes at the office that you can change into before meeting your mistress so that you can change back into your original clothes before returning home that evening. You don’t want to take the scent of another woman home with you. It can be detrimental to your health!
• Avoid using your cell phone or email to set up a rendezvous with your mistress. These things can easily be discovered by your wife, especially if she too has visited this site! She may not as trusting as you might think!
• Never, under any circumstances, leave a paper trail. Pay for your gifts with cash and do not keep receipts.
• It is best to buy gifts that do not require sizing, that way they don’t have to be returned if you have and error in judgment.
• If you are buying jewelry, stick to earrings or necklaces that don’t require sizing.
• Likewise, it is a good idea to avoid lingerie just in case you over or under estimate. Ladies can be very sensitive about that sort of thing you know.
• If you want something kinky for that sizzling hot mistress, try some sensuous body oils or a new sex toy instead.
• Do not buy both gifts in the same store just in case one of your ladies attempts an exchange. This will prevent the clerk inquiring as to the suitability of the “other item” that you purchased for her at the same time. You definitely don’t want to open that can of worms!
• If you are buying flowers to be delivered, do not use your real name. Pay in cash and use a “pet name” on the card. There are a ton of “Stud Muffins” out there so there’s littlechance of your special delivery being tracked back to you.
• Do not hide the gift that you bought for your mistress in your car or in your home. No matter how cleverly you may think you have hidden it, your wife will find it. Just try explaining to her what happened to the diamond earrings that were rolled up in a pair of socks in your underwear drawer when all she got were chocolates and flowers!
• And finally, on Valentine’s Day, never, ever, buy the wife and the mistress identical gifts. While it is probably the safest way to avoid errors and not get caught, it’s downright tacky. What if they should ever meet and compare?

Hell, you are living on the edge anyway. You are cheating remember?

Since each of these wonderful women fills a special need in your life, suck it up, take the risk of treating each of them to a truly unique gift straight from your cheating heart!

It might be well worth your while. Oh, and, don’t forget your Cialis tiger!


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